Question: Derrek's mother had some money, a quarter, a nickle and a penny. She had three kids, quarterless, nicholas, and what was the last one's name?
Question: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
Question: A man was in a lift. When the lift stopped the man new straight away his wife must be dead. Why is this?
Answer: Beacause the man was in the hospital lift and the lift stopped when there was a power cut. His wife was on a life support bed and when the power went off she must have died, The man new this.