Question: You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.
Answer: splinter
Question: Dr. Frank and Mr. Dunce played 7 games of chess. Each won the same amount of games. There were no ties or draws. How can this be?
Answer: They did not play eachother.
Question: I smite the mountains, I kill great kings, I destroy the most magnificent art, I kill trees and animals alike, Yet I am not in jail and no one blames me for it. What am I?
Answer: Time
Question: I never was, yet always will be. I am never seen, yet always come. I can carry nothing, yet hold much for some.
Answer: Tomorrow
Question: There is a one story house and everything in the house is green (the floor, cieling/wall, furniture, etc.). You walk in and you ask what kind of shade of green the stairs. What does the tour guide say?
Answer: the house is one story.
Question: two brothers where born on the same day in the same same year the same mother and father but their not twines what are they??
Answer: they where triplites
Question: What do you really want but waste it on useless stuff or give it away?
Answer: Money
Question: You have a baseball bat and you are locked inside
a car. How do you get out?
a car. How do you get out?
Answer: unlock the door!!!
Question: WHAT TWO WORDS HAVE THE MOSTLETTERS IN IT?
Answer: POST OFFICE
Question: WEE + POO =
Answer: WOO
