Question: You are a bus driver. You set off from the bus station and pick up 30 people. Then 8 of them get off and 5 get in. Then 20 get off and 2 get in. How old is the bus driver?

Question: 10.Eight hour lunch,two dollar tip

9.Ask,"excuse me,are you a really bad singer or a really bad actor?

8.After he describes all the specials you yell GARBAGE!!!

7.Wherever he walks by,mummer Minnimum wage

6.Every few seconds,yell,"More waffles cuomu!!!"

5.Insist that before ordering,you be allowed to touch the london broil.

4.Tie tablecloth around neck and say,"You wont charge superman for dinner,would you?"

3.Every time you eat or drink you cough really hard.

2.As he walks to the kitchen scream,He's going to spit in the chowder!!!"

1.Three words: eat the check.


There is nothing on the answer page!!!!!

Question: Victor was walking by the white house and saw what he thought was paint on the side walk.so he thought nothing of it. But as he walked he noticed the paint was getting thicker and that now insted of smering it was in hand prints. So he started to run and follow the hand prints. When he stoped he saw a body laying there. No one was around so he went to the police.
Later that week the police came to his house and he was put in prison for the murder of the woman.
How could the police have known that it was Victor?

Question: A man rode into town on Friday stayed three days and left on Friday. How did he do it?

Question: You have a painting with a string attached to it. The string is attached to the upper two corners of the painting. In the wall there are two nails, horizontally next to each other. The string must be hung on the nails in such a way that the painting falls down if any of the two nails is pulled out of the wall. The painting must hang under the nails and must hang on the string.

The Question: How must the painting be hung?

Question: a teen girl went in a mirror house at the carnival.She stopped and did her makeup every 10 mirrors. There were 100 mirrors in the house. When she came out of the house, she had seen herself in a different mirror 101 times.
How is this possible?

Question: pete and repeat went fishing.pete fell of the boat.who was left?

Question: Why did the fox cross the road?

Question: What word/phrase is described by the following rebus?

Julio Iglesias
Lana Turner
Dinah Shore
John Wayne
Nichole Ritchy
John Ireland
Elizabeth Taylor
John Travolta
Barbara Eden
Jack Nicholson

Question: A father, a son, and a grandfather go fishing. If everyone gets a fish why are there only 2 fish?