Question: Michelle built a house. Each wall is 10 feet high and faces North. A bear stands in front of a window that is about 5.5 feet high. What color is the bear?
Answer: There is no answer because there are no bears who live at the South Pole.
Question: A butcher in Hungary is making a stew,he adds potatoes,meat,and carrots...and something else.What is the fourth ingredient?
Answer: Well he is Hungarian,so first of all hes too stupid to make stew so the fourth ingredient would be Ted Nugent on steroids showing him how to play leap-frog in sweden.
Question: The man takes the elevator down to go to work he goes down 20 flights of stairs and when he comes back from work he goes up to the 7th floor and walks the rest why?
Answer: he is a midgit and his hands can not reach 20 on the dile
Question: There is a circle house. Living in the house is a mother a father a son a daughter a maid and a butler. The father is killed by someone in the house. the police officer asked everyone what each person was doing on the day of the murderer. the mother said she was at the grocery store. the son says i was at a baseball game. the daughter said she was at a friends house the maid said i was dusting the corners. the butler said he was cooking dinner. the fathers body was found in the living room. who is the murderer?
Answer: the maid. she said she was dusting the corners. it is a circle house.
Question: A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?
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