Question: A man walks into the bar. He orders a glass of water. The bartender puts a gun to his face. The man says, "Thank you." Why did he say thank you.

HINT HINT: What does water and fear both cure?

Question: There was 2 fathers and 2 sons that went fishing...they each caught a fish, but there's only 3 fish, why?

Question: what goes up but never comes down

Question: How do you make a tissue dance?

Question: what do you use with big,old bowling balls?

Question: U r the bus driver!!!
2 pwople get on
1 person gets off
10 people get on
4 people get off
6 people get on
4 people get off
wat color is the bus drivers shirt???

Question: You are in a room. There are no doors, no windows, and no way out. Don't ask me how you got in there, I don't know. attached to the wall is a tube, going horizontally along the wall. It is open at both ends, and has a slight lip thin at one end. There is a ping pong ball stuck at one end, just in far enough that you can't reach it. The ball touches the tube on all sides, but wouldn't be hard to move if you could somehow. For some reason, to get out of the room, you have to get the ball to the other end. In the room with you is a 10 pound cat, an extra large pot of super glue, and a book on parachuting. How do you get the ball to the other end of the tube?

Question: a man walked into a bath room with a real loaded gun and real bullets loaded in,he shot him self in betwen the eyes and lived!how did he do it and no,he's not superman or he didnt miss.

Question: How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?

Question: A girl was looking at her myspace's bulletins and one of them said that 10 minutes after she read it she'll get a phone call from her crush. 10 minutes later, she gets a phone call from tyler, her crush. How did this happen?