Question: A man is dead in a field with a pack on his back and a pin in his hand. how did he die?
Answer: i dont know
Question: A guy builds a house with all the sides facing north and a bear walks by what colour is the bear?

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Answer: the riddle has no answer the house is in the south pole and there is no bears in antarctica
Question: What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole?
Answer: A golf Ball
Question: Ok your in a basement. Everything is red. The tv is red your red your clothes are red the dogs red. The tv screen is red red red red red. So then what color are the STAIRS?
Answer: Red The stairs leading to the actual house.
Question: Once upon a time, in a temple, there were three deities: Truth, Lie and Wisdom. The Truth Deity always told the truth. The Lie Deity always told the lie. The Wisdom Deity sometimes told the truth, sometimes told the lie. Unfortunately, those three deities looked exactly the same, so that no one could distinguish them. One day, a sage came by and he differentiated them by the following trick:
He asked the deity sitting on the left: "Who is the middle deity?"- "Truth", said the deity.
He asked the deity sitting in the middle: "Who are you?"- "Wisdom", replied the deity.
He asked the deity sitting on the right: "Who is the middle deitie?"- "Lie", the deity answered.
How could the sage distinguish the three deities?
Answer: The left deity is Wisdom; the middle one is Lie, and the right one is Truth.
Explain: The left deity (L) said that the middle one (M) is Truth; therefore, L cannot be Truth (because there cannot be two Truth Deities!).
M said he was Wisdom; therefore, he cannot be Truth.
Thus, R is Truth. According to him, M is Lie and as a result, L is Wisdom.
Question: A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.
Answer: No it does not collapse. Because it has driven a half mile - you would subtract the gas used from the total weight of the truck
Question: When i was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives.
How many were going to St Ives?
Answer: 1
As I was going to St Ives,
I MET a man...
Question: Every year on the second Sunday in May, we set aside time on this special day. Who do we show appreciation for on this day?
Answer: Mothers. Happy Mothers Day!
Question: Okay, I want to ask you something.


If a tree falls in the forest, but no one is there to hear, is there a sound?
Answer: Yes, even if no one is there to hear it, the tree still makes a noise. (the animals hear it)
Question: I have caught 50. I own 100. How did i get them?
Answer: I mugged professer oak.