Question: the dryer it is the wetter it gets
the wetter it is the heavier waht am i
Answer: towel
Question: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
Answer: ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
Question: I have no one home and do not live. But I do have a treasure that lies within. I come in all shapes and all sizes, just open me up for your share of the knowledge.
Answer: A book
Question: old mother twitchet had one eye and a long tail that she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of tail in her trap what is mother twitchet?
Answer: a salamander
Question: What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
Answer: A choice.
Question: There is a guy wearing all black... everything on him is black nothing on him is not black! There are no lights on in the stores and no reflecters in the roead and no moon or stars in the sky! A guy was driving down the street and turns around the guy. How did he know the black man was there?
Answer: It was day time
Question: what is ugly has a internet and think they are smart?
Answer: Y
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Question: There are 2 doors life and death. There are 2 trolls a lying one and a truth telling one. You have to get through the right door by asking both trolls the same question and only 1 question. What will u ask?
Answer: "what will the other troll say?"
Question: I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. So tell me what I must be!
Answer: I must be a mirror, of course.
Question: who invents it does not use it,who buys it does not want it,who uses it does not know it
Answer: A Coffin