Question: A man lives on the 10th floor of his apartment building. Every day when he leaves for work he takes the elevator to the 1st floor.
When he comes back from work he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th floor.
Why does he stop at the 7th floor on his way back home?
When he comes back from work he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th floor.
Why does he stop at the 7th floor on his way back home?
Answer: He's a midget.
Question: Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Answer: You have to take a picture of a man with a camera
Question: A boy walks up to a carnival booth and the man at the carnival booth said:
If i can write your exact weight on this peice of paper you have to give me $50 if i lose the bet i have to give you $50. How did the boy loose the bet?
If i can write your exact weight on this peice of paper you have to give me $50 if i lose the bet i have to give you $50. How did the boy loose the bet?
Answer: the man at the booth wrote the words
("your exact weight") he did not write numbers thats how the boy lost the bet.hee hee.
("your exact weight") he did not write numbers thats how the boy lost the bet.hee hee.
Question: A person walks into a hardware store looking for a certain item. He asks the cashier how much the item is and the clerk says "25 cents each." The customer says, "good, i will take 100." To which the cashier says, "your total is 75 cents." How is this possible? No packages of more than one item were purchased.
Answer: It is possible!!! The customer is buying house numbers and since there are 3 letters in 100 this would cost 75 cents. No you cannot say that he is buying groups of something because 100 is not evenly divisible by three, making 75 cents an impossible total to acheieve in this way.
Question: What is one thing that all wise men,
regardless of their religion or politics,
agree is between heaven and earth?
regardless of their religion or politics,
agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer: and
Question: what room has no windows,floors,celings,or doors?
Answer: MUSHROOM
Question: How did rich people get their money?
Answer: They were calm and collected.
Question: You are in a mettle box with only a mirror and a table. So how do you get out.
Answer: You use the mirror to see what you SAW. You use the SAW to saw the table in half. You push the table back to gether, so it makes a HOLE. Then you jump out the HOLE.
Question: You're driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on. At the next stop 4 people got off and 10 get on. A little ways down the road 5 more people get off but none get on. What is the name of the driver?
Answer: YOU!!! I said YOU'RE driving the bus!!!
Question: What is big and heavy and sounds like mouses.
Answer: Houses
