Question: what is greater than god
more evil thn the devil
poor people have got it
rich people dont want it
and if you eat it you die

Question: a man is dead, lying in the middle of the desert wearing a backpack, no winds have been reported in the area to cover up any tracks. How did he die?

Question: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.


What am I?

Question: if theres two ducks in front of two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks and two ducks in between two ducks. How many ducks are there?

Question: one day jack and jill died with water on the floor and broken pieces of glass how did they die?

Question: What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Question: What smells of fish?

Question: A wealthy man named Richard Ellis had been counting his money.When he finished, he accidentally left a $100.00 bill on his desk. But when he returned for it a short while later, it was gone. Only two other persons could have seen the bill. One was the maid; the other was the butler. The maid told him that she had hidden it for safekeeping under a green book that was on the desk. But when they looked the bill was not there. The butler said he had found the bill where the maid had left it. He had placed it inside the book, where he thought there was less chance that somebody would find it. He had written down the page numbers so that he would not forget them. The bill was between pages 35 and 36, he said. But when they looked, there was no money in the book. After Mr. Ellis had talked to the maid and the butler, he called the police. He was sure he knew who had taken the money. Who was it, and how did he know?

Question:


Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

Question: How does a dog stop the VCR?