Question: A retired Engilsh general was saddened to see a begger in the streets wearing a sign reading "World War II Veteran." So he gave him 10 pounds(the English money). The man thanked the general and the general became angry. What happened?
Answer: The soldier thanked him by saying "Danke schon"; German for thank you.
Question: When my skin gets peeled, I bleed, when someone cuts me in half they see cancer spots forming, when held I'm a bucket of water, what am I?
Answer: A Watermeleon
Question: A person says that if you can take a picture with you and a smiling child then I will give a dollar.There is only one person in the picture. You end up getting a dollar. How is this possible wothout you cheating?
Answer: You are the smiling child. It never said the word "another".
Question: You are an elevator operator in a 27 story building. On the first floor 3 people get on. On the the 3rd floor 9 people get on and 1 person gets off. On the 12th floor 6 people get off and 3 people get on. On the 15th floor the elevator gets stuck leaving everyone stranded on the elevator.
What color is the elevator operator's shirt?
What color is the elevator operator's shirt?
Answer: What color shirt are you wearing right now and that is the color of the elevator operator's shirt.
Question: It begins and ends in "E" and it usually contains only 1 letter, What is it??
Answer: An Envolope
Question: The mother born a baby,she remove the diaper
Answer: banana
Question: In the ocean I live, but one touch of dry land for me, I die.
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: A Sponge
Question: When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the Wind makes them water
Question: A man rode into town on friday, and three days later he rode out on friday... How?
Answer: Friday is the horses name.
Question: What is long hard and full of semen?
Answer: a submerine
