Question: A retired Engilsh general was saddened to see a begger in the streets wearing a sign reading "World War II Veteran." So he gave him 10 pounds(the English money). The man thanked the general and the general became angry. What happened?

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Question: A person says that if you can take a picture with you and a smiling child then I will give a dollar.There is only one person in the picture. You end up getting a dollar. How is this possible wothout you cheating?

Question: You are an elevator operator in a 27 story building. On the first floor 3 people get on. On the the 3rd floor 9 people get on and 1 person gets off. On the 12th floor 6 people get off and 3 people get on. On the 15th floor the elevator gets stuck leaving everyone stranded on the elevator.

What color is the elevator operator's shirt?

Question: It begins and ends in "E" and it usually contains only 1 letter, What is it??

Question: The mother born a baby,she remove the diaper

Question: In the ocean I live, but one touch of dry land for me, I die.
What am I?

Question: When are eyes not eyes?

Question: A man rode into town on friday, and three days later he rode out on friday... How?

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