Question: 24 white horses on a red hill 12 go up and 12 go down what am i?
Answer: of cource im your teeth
Question: A man who lives on the 20th floor takes the elevator all the way to the first floor. When he gets back on the elevator, he takes the elevator to the 12th floor and walks the rest of the way to his apartment. Why is that?
Answer: The man is too short, he can't reach the 20th button the elevator panel.
Question: what walks with 4 legs in the morning 2 at noon and three in the evening
Answer: a centipede
Question: A cowboy comes into town on Thursday,
stays three days,
and leaves on Thusday.
How is that possible?
stays three days,
and leaves on Thusday.
How is that possible?
Answer: The cowboy's horse is named Thursday.
Question: A man lived on the 20th floor of a block of apartments. Everyday he would enter the elevator and go down to the ground floor and go to work. When he comes back, if it is raining, then he would go straight to the 20th floor in the elevator, but if it is sunny, then he would only go to the 10th floor and walk the stairs for the rest of the way. Why does he do it?
Answer: The man is a dwarf and when it is raining he can reach the 20th button on the elevator with his umbrella, but if it is sunny he can only reach the 10th button.
Question: which weighs more,a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks
Answer: neither weighs more for they are each a ton
Question: A boy and his father/Mr.Smith are driving in a car they get into a acedent Mr.Smith died instantly and the boy was rushed to the hospital and then the docter says "I cant operate on this boy he is my son." Who is the docter?
Answer: IT WAS HIS MOTHER!!
Question: What is broken but right two times a day?
Answer: A clock.
When the clock stops time will still pass. And since there are 24 hours in a day and the clock revolves twice, it will pass the stopped hands time twice a day.
When the clock stops time will still pass. And since there are 24 hours in a day and the clock revolves twice, it will pass the stopped hands time twice a day.
Question: 
Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains like everybody else. On one particular morning he was justified, though. The train left on time for the one hour journey and it arrived 5 minutes late. However, Mr. Grumper's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes. His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock. If the train traveled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much
Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains like everybody else. On one particular morning he was justified, though. The train left on time for the one hour journey and it arrived 5 minutes late. However, Mr. Grumper's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes. His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock. If the train traveled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much
Answer: The station clock is 3 minutes fast. The morning journey took 65 minutes, and the evening journey therefore took 52 minutes, and the train arrived 57 minutes after it should have left, that is, 3 minutes early.
Question: there was a man who lives in a (title) and on the 13th floor. he goes to work every day and he hates the stairs. when it is raining he goes to the 13th floor; when it is sunny he goes to the 8th floor and takes the stairs. Why is that???
Answer: he is short.
