Question: English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

what is this in plain enlish?
Answer: In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

Question: You are in the middle of a blizzard with a light jacket and a heavy one. You are wearing the light one and carrying the heavy one. If you keep the light one on, you will freeze to death. If you take the light jacket off to put the heavy jacket on, you freeze in the time it takes to put the heavy one on. If you put the heavy jacket on over the light one, you will be too hot. How do you get the heavy jacket on without killing yourself?
Answer: Take a light sleeve off and put a heavy one on, then take the other light sleeve off and put the other heavy one on.
Question: 2 eegs and 2 sticks?
Answer: $un Glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: You can only rescue 1 person, and there are three people trapped with you. One person is a rich billionaire offering to get you anything you want. And a college student who knows everything about stem cell research, and lastly a baby genious who will make a leap in physics. Who do you pick and why?
Answer: The baby, because he will later make the leap and learn time travel, you go back and save them all!
Question: what goes up and never comes down?
Answer: prayer
Question: why do the baseball players like to go to the park???
Answer: because they enjoy the swings!
Question: ruth was sitting in her cabbin writting a letter when lightning struk her cabbin she panicked 90 seconds later she was dead what was she how did she die
Answer: she was skywritting when the lightning struck it 90 seconds for the plane to hit the ground
Question: There was this baby and the mother was lost but the baby was a monkey and the mother was a kangaroo.How could the mother be a kangaroo?
Answer: The mother monkey is lost so this is the new mother.
Question: A man rode into town on Thursday. He checked in to a hotel, and left three days later on Thursday. How can this be?
Answer: The man's horse's name is Thursday. He rode into town on his horse namedThursday, and left three days later on his horse named Thursday.
Question: A killer frost is not feared by the lovers of this fruit, but longed for instead.
The only ones they might fear is Tiger's toolmakers.

What is it?
Answer: Persimmon

The fruits are too tart to eat until after the first frost and the wood of the tree was used to make golf clubs