Question: riddle me this ridlle me that its over your head yet under your hat?
Answer: your hair
Question: skies,flowers and skulls collided with easels,paints and canvases when a visiting painter was inspired by the splender of this town's landscape,what is the name of this town?
Answer: i dont know trying to figure it out
Question: What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls?
Answer: Night and day (nightfall and daybreak)
Question: a man is lost in a forest. the forest is between two villages . in village a everyone is a liar and everyone in village b tells the truth. the man wants to get to vilage b. as he is walking he sees a woman. he can only ask the woman one question and he does not know which village she is from. what question does he ask her in order to find village b?
Answer: he should ask where do you live because if she is from village a she will point to village b and if she is from village b she will point to village b.
Question: what do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
Answer: milkshakes!
Question: pull me out scratch my head, what was black now is red what am i?
Answer: a match
Question: What lives when you feed it and dies when you give it a drink?
Answer: A fire. You feed it with wood and kill it with water.
Question: In Egypt, is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: It's not possible. In order for him to have a widow he would have to be dead, let alone marry her sister!!!
Question: 3 guys are checking into a hotel. The guy at the front desk says it's 30 dollars for one room. So they each pay 10 dollars each. When they get to the room, the manerger knocks on their door and says you should've never paid 30 dollars tonight because it's 5 dollar discount week. So they go back downstairs to the front desk to get back their 5 dollars. The guy at the front desk doesn't know how to split 5 dollars between 3 people, so he keeps 2 dollars and gives each of them a dollar back. If this is so, then this means that instead of them paying 10 dollars each, they paid 9 dollars each. 9 dollars plus the 3 guys equals 27 dollars. Plus the 2 dollars that the guy at the front desk kept, equals 29 dollars...Where'd the other dollar go??
Answer: I was hoping you guys knew the answer........sorry =)
Question: I have no taste,
I have no smell,
You can see right through me,
and can not tell
Answer: Water