Question: Somebody's brother died, but the man who died had no brothers how is this possible?
Answer: the man had a sister
Question: What do you call an x that just took a bath ???
Answer: A clean x
Question: I see without seeing
to me darkness is as bright as daylight.
What am I?
Answer: a Bat
Question: Imagine you are sinking in a row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you surive and avoid from being eaten?
Answer: Stop Imagining!!!
Question: It's seen in yellow, blue, and red
and defines what's black or white.
Opposite to heavy but can't be lifted,
it makes itself scarce by night.

What is it?
Answer: Light.
Question: there is a man heading home and there is a man in a mask trying to stop him. who is the man in the mask?
Answer: umpire. the baseball player is heading home.
Question: What has wings but can't fly? And sucks blood but has no teeth?
Answer: Always Ultra - Period Pads
Question: One Sunday afternoon a rich man was found murdered in his mansion. There are 4 people that work for the rich man.A gardener, a maid, a cook, and a house keeper.The gardener said he was pulling weeds. The maid said she was getting the mail. The cook said he was making his lunch. The house keeper said she making his bed. They arrested someone after listening to all 4 of them.
Who was it and how do you know?
Answer: It was the maid. You known because there is no mail on Sunday.
Question: What walks on it's head all day and sometimes in the night?
Answer: A nail on a horse shoe!
Question: What does not get to choose if it goes or in?
What is it?
Answer: A prisoner