Question: What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else?
Answer: Your mind.
Question: i see without seeing, to me night is as clear as day what am i?
Answer: blind as a bat
Question: As I was walking to St. Ives,
I met a man with 7 wifes,
Each wife had 7 sacks,
Each sack had 7 cats,
Each cat had 7 kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives.
How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer: None. I just met them on the way
Question: i can be big, black, and brown in a few areas. people think i am dangerous most of the time. and i am one of the most dangerous kind of dogs alive. what kind of dog am i?
Answer: rottweiler
Question: What is 1 and 1 together?
Answer: 11
Question: There are 8 fish in a pond,one drowns,how many are left?
Answer: None,fish cant drown
Question: What can lick but has no tounge, can spread but is not a disease, makes noise but has no mouth nor voicebox, and is helpful but yet dangerous?
Answer: Fire
Question: Would you rather a croc eat you or an aligator?
Answer: an aligator
Question: Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm and feeling no pain.
Answer: A shadow.
Question: Which is nearer London or the moon?
Answer: moon because we can see moon but not london