Question: A bus driver and a doctor are in love with the same woman, an attractive gril named Sarah. The bus driver has to go one a bustrip for a week. The busdriver gave Sarah seven apples.Why?
Question: You are stuck inside a log cabin during the middle of the winter. You must find a way to stay warm. There is a kerosene lamp, a gas stove, and a candle. What do you lite first?
Question: a panda was sitting in a tree at a 45 degree angle. A branch was below him at 36 degrees facing left and another branch at a 21 degrees facing right. If the panda layed a egg pointing down to the middle of the branches at a 67 degree angle, which way will the egg fall, left or right?
Answer: pandas dont lay eggs, they are a mammal which means they have cubs.
Question: a father is sick so he calls his three sons and gave them 90 eggs. 50 for his big son, 30 for his middle son and and 10 for small son. the father send them to three different countrys. before they do that they must sell the eggs at the same exact price and come home with the same amount of mony. each man is for him self and must not exchang eggs.
Question: You are the bus driver. There are 12 kids on the bus. 5 kids get off the bus 6 also get off. 4 kids come back on, 2 more kids get on, 3 kids go off 1 kid gets on. 7 kids also ge back on, 12 kids get off 4 get back on, 3 also get back on. How old is the bus driver?
Answer: How old are you since, you are the bus driver.
Question: what does a ghost do on a cold winter?and what does a little baby ghost doing in a park?
Answer: the ghost in the winter they go and say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .and the little baby ghost in the park she go and sayyyyy HAPPY HOllAWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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