Question: I run ove fields and woods all day. Wnder the bed at nigh I sit not alne. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
Answer: A shoe
Question: what is black white and red all over?
Answer: an unsteady penguin skidding on the ice, because penguins are black and white and it would be bleeding if it is skidding on the ice if it is unsteady............. no it is not a newspaper :-o
Question: A man was in the middle of a cornfield. He had a backpack on and a man was with him. Something in his backpack caused him his death. What was it that caused him his death?
Answer: He was in a plane sky diving and his parachute didn't work. So he fell to his death and the other guy was the other person sky diving.
Question: An old man has to cross a bridge that can only hold 180 pounds, he has to take three 20 pound packages with him everyday. If the old man weighs 120 pounds how can he get across the bridge with the 3 packages without collapsing it?
Answer: He juggles the packages so that there is always one package in the air.
Question: what did the robot say to the centapeed?
Answer: stop being a sentapeed. it is funny because the robot aint got no arms
Question: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Answer: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Question: You've been captured by the Russians. They've brought you to a room. Standing in the middle of the room, there are two guards. One always tells the truth, one always lies. There are two doors. One on each side of the room. One leads to eternal slavery, one leads you to freedom. You get to ask one of the guards one question. The correct question will lead you to 100% chance to freedom. What is the question that you are supposed to ask them?
Answer: DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD GIVE AWAY THE ANSWER AWAY JUST LIKE THAT?!?!? OMG, THAT IS CRAZY! Figure out yourself, LOL!
But really, the answer is:You ask one of the guards (it doesn't matter wich one) "What door would the other guard tell me to go through?". He will point to one of the doors. Go through the opposite door. Well, did you think this riddle was great, or what?
But really, the answer is:You ask one of the guards (it doesn't matter wich one) "What door would the other guard tell me to go through?". He will point to one of the doors. Go through the opposite door. Well, did you think this riddle was great, or what?
Question: Your in a locked room. You have a bed, a calender, and a piano. How do you Eat, Sleep, and get out of the room?
Answer: Your eat the dates on the calendar, drink from the springs on the bed, and open the door with thekeys on the piano!
Question: What can you break without ever touching?
Answer: your promise
Question: Whats black-white, black-white,black-white,black-white,black-white,black-white, thud?
Answer: A nun falling downstairs
