Question: What has lots of holes but still holds water ?
Answer: sponge
Question: In the woods there is a dead man shot in the stomach with 35 bicycles around him. What happened? I need help I do not know this answer.
Answer: I need help I do not know this answer.
Question: There's a man that lives in a hotel on the 4th floor. On rain days he takes the elevator all the way up to the 4th floor, but on sunny days he takes it up to the 20th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Why?
Answer: The guys a midget and on rainy days he has an umbrella so he uses that to touch the 4oth floor button but on sunny days he doesn't have an umbrella and the farthest button he can touch is the 20th floor one and takes the stairs the rest of the way up
Question: what does a bull write with?
Answer: with a bullpen
Question: Why do some fruit hate apples?
Answer: Because, sometimes they're spoiled
Question: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A human. The morning represents the beginning of your life when you crawl, using four "legs." (both hands, and both feet) The afternoon represents the middle of your life when you walk with both of your legs. The evening represents the end of your life when you walk with a cane. (two legs, plus the cane)
Question: There is one thing that can be...Bad,good,and perfect.But it can't be 2 things.What am I?
Answer: FOOD
Question: WHICH CITY RUNS ON WHEEL?
Answer: HONDA CITY
Question: What goes around the world, but stays in the corner?
Answer: A stamp
Question: what starts with "P" ends in "E" and has a million letters in it?
Answer: a Post officE
