Question: What's big hard and veiny?

Question: HINEYS MAKE ME HAPPY

Question: on a sunday late afternoon in a mantion there was a house with a man dead in the libary. The people in the house called the police the police called a professor the professor called the people who were working in the house. The butler said he was cooking the cooker said he was cooking the person that was tidying said she was cleaning up the laundry man said he was collecting the mail. The professor told the police to arrest the laundry man why didn't he arrest the other three?

Question: Ifthere is a plane filled with U.S.citizens and it crashed on the border of the United States and Canada where would you bury the surviors?

Question: Imagine you are in a box and you are in the middle of the ocean.Your hands ,feet,and mouth are tied up and you cant move.You have no scissors,no knifes,no nothing to cut out of you rope.There is also one more thing,you only have 60 seconds until you sink and die.What do you do?

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Question: if u r driving a bus and pick up 10 kids drop off 5 kids pick up 2000 more drop off 5000 more. whos drving the bus???

Question: What has 3 feet but no toes?

Question: Some use it as a weapon,
Others as a shield,
Without it you would most likely die,
With it you are weak,
It is man-made and can be dangerous
What am I?

Question: Whats the diffrence between a tescher and a train?