Question: A plane crashes right on the boarder line of CANADA and USA where do you barey the survivers?
Answer: YOU DONT BAREY SURVIVERS!
Question: question 1: how do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
question 2: how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all animals in the jungle.
question 3: where is the elephant?
question 4: you hav to cross a lake with vicious, man-eating alligators. how do you cross?
question 2: how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all animals in the jungle.
question 3: where is the elephant?
question 4: you hav to cross a lake with vicious, man-eating alligators. how do you cross?
Answer: answer 1:open the door put the giraffe in and close it.
answer 2:open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in and close the door
answer 3:in the fridge
answer 4:swim across, the alligators are at the jungle meeting
answer 2:open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in and close the door
answer 3:in the fridge
answer 4:swim across, the alligators are at the jungle meeting
Question: sometimes im dark,
sometimes in light,
sometimes im both,
sometimes im half,
sometimes im whole,
sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know
im round, but not always around
what am i??
sometimes in light,
sometimes im both,
sometimes im half,
sometimes im whole,
sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know
im round, but not always around
what am i??
Answer: the moon
Question: A cowboy rides in to town on Friday, he stays three days, then leaves on Friday. How does he do this?
Answer: His horse's name is Friday.
Question: Where are you if you are in the middle of nowhere?
Answer: You are in the letter "H"
Question: A peasant had a brother. This brother died. But when he was alive he didn't have a brother.
Who's the peasant?
Who's the peasant?
Answer: The peasnt is his sister.
Question: Lizzy likes bottles but hates mugs... Lizzy loves pineapple but hates oranges... Lizzy loves glass but hates windows... Lizzy loves rissoto but hates pasta... Lizzy loves her knees but hates her legs... What is does Lizzy love and hate?
Answer: Lizzy loves double letter things but hates andything that doesnt have a double letter... ex Lizzy loves boTTles but hates mugs
Question: What row of numbers comes next?
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
Answer: THE
-----------The next row is
1113213211
Starting with the second line, every line describes the line before it. In writing, it is:
One One
Two Ones
One Two One One
etc....
-----------The next row is
1113213211
Starting with the second line, every line describes the line before it. In writing, it is:
One One
Two Ones
One Two One One
etc....
Question: we've heard of a home where the buffalo roam,and the deer and antelope play.but seldom is heard of an encouraging word from hospitable dinosaurs suggesting where to stay,tell us what highway is overrun by these reptiles.
Answer: i dont know
Question: 5 people, 4 males and 1 female, go to the hospital. While it was raining all 5 people left that building, but only 4 got wet. Why weren't all 5 of them wet?
Answer: The woman was pregnant with the 5th person.
