Question: there is a dead naked man laying facedown in the middle of an open field holding a short straw in hand. how did he get there?
(hint: this is not a riddle you can figure out on your own, you have to ask yes or no questions to the person who is telling you this)
(hint: this is not a riddle you can figure out on your own, you have to ask yes or no questions to the person who is telling you this)
Answer: the man fell from a hot air ballon, which was holding to many people, the threw their clothes over board in an effort to take some weight off, when that didnt work, they drew straws to see who would jump off the ballonto get the extra weight off. the man got the short straw and jumped off willingly.
Question: What's brown on the outside and whitein the inside?
Answer: a potato
Question: It takes 6 men 6 days to dig 6 holes. How many men does it take to dig half a hole?
Answer: Theres no such thing as half a hole.
Question: What do you call a pair of banana skin?
Answer: A pair of slippers!!!!
Question: A man left home, ran 90 feet and met a man. He then took a left and ran another 90 feet and yet again met another man. He took another left and ran 90 more feet running into another man. He then took a left, ran home and met a man with a mask. Who was the man with the mask?
Answer: The catcher. The man was running the bases on a baseball field.
Question: Start spelling each word as you count, starting with one. How high do you have to count before you reach a number that has the letter "a" in it?
Answer: One thousand. You don't say one hundred and one. That's like saying 4 tens and 3.
Question: If a the police were investigating a suicide and all there was was a man hanging from the roof a collapsed wood box and a pudle on the ground and a match found inside the box how did this man die
Answer: he was standing on a box with ice in it he threw a match in the hole in the boc it eventaly melted the ice and made the wooden box colllapse
Question: if a chicken layed half an egg, how much would a pound of butter weigh?
Answer: a pound.
Question: You can't see me,
You can't hear me,
You can't feel me,
But you know i'm here around you.
What am I?
You can't hear me,
You can't feel me,
But you know i'm here around you.
What am I?
Answer: I am the Air
