Question: I watch you all the time, but you cant see me. I've never been spoted, but the world knows I'm there. I've sent people to death and had people kill over me, but nobody has ever talked to me. Who am I?
Answer: God
Question: There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake?
Answer: moist
Question: There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs....
Answer: there are no stairs in a single story house
Question: There is a man pushing his car. He stops at a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why does he go bankrupt?
Answer: Because he's playing monopoly and loses all his money when he lands on the hotel.
Question: I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer:
Question: I have no limbs and no body but one head.
Answer: A NAIL
Question: a worm is in a ten foot hole. Every day, he goes up two feet and drops down one. How many days will it take to have the worm get out of the hole???
Answer: 9 days, because once he's out hes out, he can't fall back in.
Question: WHAT IS BIG AND SMALL.
Answer: TYLER AND NICK
Question: Anyone can play it, but no one can win it. You can play by your self or with as many people as you please, and there are no rules as to how to play it. What is it?
Answer: An instrument!
Question: one cow said baa the other moo one baa the other moo one cow said baa the other moo.
what was the 1st cow doing?
Answer: speaking a fogin languge.