Question: I tall and green
But not a tree
Light comes of the top of me
turn me on at night fall
If i go off you make a call
To fix me up
Im in london or yours alone
I was most popular in great great GREAT granys time zone.....
Question: a man wants to know what day it is so he goes into a forest theres a unicorn which lies on thursday-sunday and theres a lion which lies monday-wednesday. so he asks the lion which day it is and he says "well yesterday was my lieing day" and then he asked the unicorn she said "yesterday was my lieing day too."
Question: The king's daughter reported to the king saying someone stole her ring. The king ordered all the people of the village to come to the castle. He gave them each a stick all the same size.He said ''all your sticks are the same size if you took the ring your stick will grow 2 inches over nite''. The next morning all the people from the village came back to the castle and everybody's stick was the same size except one of them was SHORTER then all the others. What happend to the stick?
Answer: The person with the shortest stick took to ring because over nite it grew and they cut the stick, because they knew the people who took the stick was 2 inches longer so they cut it 2 inches shorter.To not be accused.
Question: 10 people are flying on a plane.
the plane mysteriously has a gas leak and the plane starts to fall.
there are no parachutes. and no matter where it crashes, everyone will survive.
they died after the plane crash, how?
Answer: they survived the crash but the gas leak made the plane explode after 5 minutes it hadcollided with they ground and everyone died in the explosion
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