Riddle: What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
Riddle: What fruit always travels in groups of two?
Answer:

Pears.

Riddle: Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.
Riddle: What did Obi-Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Answer:  Use the forks (force).
Riddle: What kind of music do aliens like?
Answer: Nep-tunes.
Riddle: Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle: What kind of pictures do elves take?
Answer: Elfies!
Riddle: How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer: Terri-Fried.
Riddle: What do elves make a sandwich with?
Answer: Shortbread.