Riddle:
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle:
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle:
What kind of garden does a baker have?
Answer: A flour garden!
Riddle:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!
Riddle:
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: Spare-ribs!
Riddle:
Why would Snow White be a good judge?
Answer: Because she's the fairest in the land.
Riddle:
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle:
What kind of music does a blacksmith like?
Answer: Heavy metal!
Riddle:
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Answer: Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
