Riddle:
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Answer: An antique!
Riddle:
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
Answer: With cookie sheets.
Riddle:
Why did the pony cough?
Answer: He was a little horse!
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Answer: To get a new crown.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
What do elves do after school?
Answer: Gnomework!
Riddle:
Who invented fractions?
Answer: King Henry the 1/8!
Riddle:
Why is Russia such a fast country?
Answer: Because the people are always Russian.
