Riddle:
A farmer was playing hide and seek with his wife. His wife hid in their family's vehicle. How did the farmer find his wife?
Answer: He tractor down! (TRACKED HER down)
Riddle:
What dose tv stand for?
Answer: Nothing, it does not have legs.
Riddle:
What tire goes on vacation?
Answer: A retire!
Riddle:
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
Answer: It was keeping an eye on the mouse.
Riddle:
How can you tell if reindeer have passed on your roof?
Answer: Check for yellow icicles!
Riddle:
What is the difference between ordinary and extraordinary?
Answer: That little extra
Riddle:
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: "Shall we go on a dip?"
Riddle:
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Riddle:
What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a lifetime?
Answer: Memories.
Riddle:
What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Riddle:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Riddle:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle:
How did Frosty know he had dandruff?
Answer: Because of the Snow-Flakes.
Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer: He gave her a "ring".
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle:
I’m filled with air and hide under your seat; sit down, and I’ll give you a treat. What am I?
Answer: A whoopee cushion.
A classic prank tool, it’s a staple of April Fools' Day mischief.
Riddle:
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle:
What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk. Another popular answer: A Zipper.
