Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Answer: Three skunks eating a pickle.
Riddle:
What do reindeer use to decorate their antlers?
Answer: Horn-aments!
Riddle:
A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle:
What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
What did the pirate captain say, when his crew turned down the volume of his favorite movie/musical?
Answer: "Yaaar! This be Mute-Annie!"
Riddle:
How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves in our legs and bull on our tongues.
Riddle:
How are a fly and a mosquito different?
Answer: A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
Riddle:
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Answer: You bump your nose on the ceiling.
Riddle:
Babies born on March 31st are easy to prank the next day. Why?
Answer: They were born yesterday.
A literal twist ties to April 1st, emphasizing the holiday’s timing and trickery.
Riddle:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7,8,9. (Because seven ate nine.)
Riddle:
How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle:
What’s the best day to monkey around with your pals? It starts with “Ape” and ends with laughs!
Answer: Ape-ril Fools' Day!
A pun on “April,” this highlights the silly, mischievous fun of the day.
Riddle:
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer: A mountain with mountainears
Riddle:
Many years ago a boy and a girl are planning to run off and get married. But the boy got cold feet and needed to tell the girl. He wanted to send a telegram, but only had enough money for one word. What one word did he send?
Answer: Cantaloupe.
Riddle:
Holding two swords and eight spears and dressed in a cow-leather tunic, I peek through a hole in the door. What am I?
Answer: A Crab.
