Riddle:
What does CLASS stand for?
Answer: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Riddle:
What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
Riddle:
How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?
Answer: P and A P(and)a.
Riddle:
What happened when the glue bottle tried to solve a riddle?
Answer: He got stuck!
Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.
Riddle:
What Time Is It When An Elephant Sits on Your Chair?
Answer: Time to get a new chair.
Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
What is good for your bald head?
Answer: Some hair.
Riddle:
Fill each blank with the suitable country:
"I am _______." "Maybe you should _____ the fridge." "I'm _______ to the kitchen." "Is there any ______?" "We have some, but it's covered in ______" "Ew, there's ______I'd eat that!"
Answer: “I am hungary.” “Maybe you should czech the fridge.” “I’m russian to the kitchen.” “Is there any turkey?” “We have some, but it’s covered in greece” “ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Riddle:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses it. What is it?
Answer: A last name.
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Answer: His job.
Riddle:
A girl gets trapped in a magical land. A genie grants her three wishes. But he tells her no wishing for more wishes. But she still managed to get more wishes. How?
Answer: She wished that the gene would let her wish for more wishes then she wished for more wishes.
Riddle:
How do you spell COW in nine letters?
Answer: Hamburger.
Riddle:
A duck arrives near a lake. He sees a sign where it is written "No swimming allowed.", but the duck jumps into the water. Why?
Answer: Because ducks can't read.
Riddle:
Why was Cinderella bad at sports?
Answer: Because she had a pumpkin as a coach, and ran away from the ball.
Riddle:
What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?
Answer: Ketchup!
Riddle:
Mary's mom had four children, May, June, and July. Who was the fourth child?
Answer: Mary! It's MARY'S mom. >:)
