Question: what is lighter than a feather and not even the strongest man in the world can carry it
Answer: easy your breath
Question: when does christmas come before thanksgiving
Answer: in the dictionary
Question: In the middle of the night, a man goes into his back-yard and shoots a bird. Due to this, he never sees antoher sunrise. Why? ? ? (Hint: the bird is male)
Answer: He shoot his rooster!!!
Question: What is black, has a mowhawk, and yells Ah Piteedafoo!?
Answer: Mr. T.
Question: I can show love, but im not alive, I can glimmer and shine yet I show the two souls I bind. Some will keep me, others will betray me. Im cold to the touch yet warm to the heart. What Am I?
Answer: Ring
Question: On my way to St.Ives,
I met a man with 7 wives,
Each wife had 7 sacks,
Each sack had 7 cats,
Each cat had 7 kittens,
Kits, Cats, Sacks, Wives,
How many were going to St.Ives?
I met a man with 7 wives,
Each wife had 7 sacks,
Each sack had 7 cats,
Each cat had 7 kittens,
Kits, Cats, Sacks, Wives,
How many were going to St.Ives?
Answer: Only one! How long did you try and work THAT out? Well, you wanna know why? It was on your WAY TO St.Ives. Not AT. Quite easy really. (",)
Question: i am a cool treet that we can eat in summer
Answer: ice_cream
Question: how can it be that a man never 8 for 20 years and is alive?
Answer: a man never 8 doesnt mean anything because 8 is a number but ate means something but thats not what i wrote.
Question: The blue house was located on elm street.The red house was located on 31st street.Where is the white house located?
Answer: Washington D.C.
Question: name the country which has a lot of fishes?
Answer: FINland!
