Question: How do you get down from an elephant?
Answer: You don't get down from an elephant; you get down from a duck.
Question: there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food?
Answer: the rope wasnt tied to anything!
Question: some thing was made by a carpenter
then the carpenter sold it and
the buyer bought it and gave it to the user
the user never even saw it.
What is the object?
Clue- the object is made of wood
Answer: A Coffin
Question: look at the picture, which direction is the bus going? (pretend the box is a school bus)




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Answer: when asked, preschoolers awnswered "to the left" when asked why they said to the left, they replied "because you can't seee the door"

Makes you feel stupid doesn't it?
Question: this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel.and it is parralel 2.
Answer: square......:)
Question: if you were sitting in an upside down room with a right side up chair would you be rightside up or upside down?
Answer: rightside up
Question: At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."
Hint: They belong to the night
Answer: The stars
Question: There is a bomber plane flying through the air. Nothing is wrong with this plane, everything works in perfection.

The bomb hatches open and the clamps that hold the bomb open to release but the bomb goes nowhere. Why?
Answer: The plane is upside down.
Question: Who watching you but you cant see them???
Answer: YOUR MOTHA!
Question: What am I?

The maker doesnt want it,
The buyer doesnt need it,
The user doesn't even know he/she's using it

What am I?
Answer: A coffin