Question: A person builds a one story house and paints everything inside it green. The floor is green, the walls are green, ect.
Now what color were the stairs?
Answer: There were no stairs. It was a one story house.
Question: there are 5 worker men and a little girl had enough for all of them so she gave each of the 4 guys and there was still one apple left in the basket...do you know the answer?
Answer: the apple in the basket was givin to the last guy...(the apple was given to the guy with the apple still in the basket)
Question: Two brothers, Timmy and Jimmy, were in court being charge for robbing a bank. Timmy says that he was trying to stop his brother Jimmy from roobbing the bank but failed to do so. The judge believe him and said that Jimmy could get 5 years for this crime but he decided let them both go.
Why did the judge let Timmy and Jimmy go since Jimmy is cleary guilty?
Answer: Timmy and Jimmy are siamese twins. And since a judge can't put innocent in jail, he had to let them both go.
Question: A man and his son are on the way to the mall in their car, they crash.They are called an ambulance and the boy desperately needs an operation,the surgeon comes and says "I can't operate on him, he is my son." How Can This Be?
Question: Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
Answer: Sally was blind... she was reading a book by Braille.
If you would like to use this content on this page for your website or blog, we only ask that you reference content back to us. Use the following code to link this page: