Question: How can number 12 go to number 4 by forming a pattern.
Answer: 123 or 1 to 3
(get it! in the clock 12,1,2,3,4)
so 12 needs 123,1 to 3 times to go number 4
(get it! in the clock 12,1,2,3,4)
so 12 needs 123,1 to 3 times to go number 4
Question: Congrats! You are the 25th person to open this riddle! You will get a. . .
A) Prize
B) Money
C) Nothing
D) An answer
A) Prize
B) Money
C) Nothing
D) An answer
Answer: If you chose D you were correct! Here is your answer!!!!!
Question: What is greater than god... meaner than the devil... what poor people have... and what rich people don't have
Answer: nothing
Question: There is this guy and he is going to die no matter what. He is either to go in a room with traps that can bite off his arms and legs. Or he has to go in a room with alot of hungry wild animals that have been in that room for weeks so there really hungry. And the last room is a room with guys with swords and guns and they could shoot him and kill him. Which one will he go in?
( He HAS to go in one of them )
( He HAS to go in one of them )
Answer: The Answer is go in the wild animals cage becuase if you don't eat for weeks, you die. So since the animals didn't eat for a week, they are dead. So the guy is safe because all the animals are dead.
Question: One day a man was getting worried because he had to bring back five horses safley or else his wife would kill him, he only counted four horses, where was the fifth?
Answer: Under his ass, he's riding on it!
Question: 2 people are driving through a desert and come across a room.they try and open the doors but there locked from the inside. they ply open the doors and they see a mann hanging, dead about 8 feet off the floor with a puddle of water beneath him. how did he get there?
Answer: he stood on a ice block, tied the rope around his neck and waited for the ice to melt.
Question: Dengaku Man rides in his newest weapon, Tanks-A-Lot(Which is clearly a tank). He stops next to a parked mini-van. Dengaku Man climbs out of his tank with a bucket of paint & goes to the side of the mini-van facing the side walk. After some time he goes back to his tank & continues on his way. The next day Dengaku Man rides in Tanks-A-Lot, taking the same route he did yesterday. He stops once again next to the same mini-van. He climbs out with another bucket of paint & again goes to the side of the mini-van facing the sidewalk. After some time he returns to the tank.
On the 3rd day he sees the mini-van being towed-away. Explain what happened.
On the 3rd day he sees the mini-van being towed-away. Explain what happened.
Answer: The 1st Day: Dengaku Man had a bucket of red paint & painted the side of the sidewalk facing the mini-van red
The 2nd day: Dengaku Man had a bucket of white paint & painted "Fire Lane" over the red coat he painted before
The 3rd Day: The mini-van is towed because your not allowed to park on a "Fire Lane".
The 2nd day: Dengaku Man had a bucket of white paint & painted "Fire Lane" over the red coat he painted before
The 3rd Day: The mini-van is towed because your not allowed to park on a "Fire Lane".
Question: A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savanna is afraid of me."
What does the chicken say
Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savanna is afraid of me."
What does the chicken say
Answer: The chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself."
BIRD FLU !!!!!
BIRD FLU !!!!!
Question: Why did the blond jump off the building?
Answer: Because she wanted to see if her maxi pad really had wings.
Question: I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
Answer: King of Spades
