Question: There was a boy and his dad driving in a car.(The dad was a doctor) They got in a bad car crash. The dad died and the son was injured. The son got rushed to the hospital. When the doctor got in the doctor said i can not operate on this boy he is my son. Who is the doctor?
Answer: the docor was his mom
Question: What is black and yellow and goes zzub,zzub?
Answer: a bee flying backwards
Question: What is firm but soft,
Shows emotion,
But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.
Answer: Your feelings
Question: i man is driving in his car down a highway
and his car is black you can't see it

and there is no street lights on , the stars aren't out, the moon is n't out and he hasen't got his street lights on

a guy in pure black walk's across the road
and the guy in the car swirves and misses him ,
how???
Answer: it was daytime!!
Question: A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Answer: None. A pear tree does not bear plums.
Question: I am born on paper with twisted lines, I'm a sponge in a way and I taste awful, what am I?
Answer: Moss
Question: How do you make 40 with 6, 4, 8, and 2?
Answer: (6*4)+8*2=40






*the * is a multiplication sign.
Question: why do maths workbooks have lots of problems?????Please explain!
Answer: because maths have a lot of problems to do!!!!!
Question:

I know a word of letters three,

add two and fewer there will be?
Answer: The word "few". Add "er" and it becomes fewer.
Question: When is a door not a door?
Answer: When its a jar