Question: I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
Answer: A nose.
Question: What has Three eyes Six legs and a Tail?
Answer: The Norse God Odin
Question: if you put roast in a roaster what do you put in toaster?
Answer: bread
Question: When would a women love a bald midget?
Answer: When he is her baby
Question: Stand I?
Answer: I under stand
Question: You are in a clothes store with no doorand you have a bag. How do you get out?
Answer: You dont.
Question: What Walks On Its Head All Day Long?
Answer: A Nail In A Horse Shoe !
Question: With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I'm quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can't lose me,
For I am the center of gravity
With the vilest, in short,
I'm quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can't lose me,
For I am the center of gravity
Answer: V
Question: There is a pink one story house on your street. All the rooms are pink, and so is all the furniture: all the chairs, all the beds, all the sofas and everything else. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs because it is a one story house.
Question: You are on a deserted island. All you have is a calendar. When the rescue boat comes and gives you food, you're not hungry. Why?
Answer: Because you ate all the sundays
