Question: if someone said theyd go to your house and order chicken wings and pay for them, what are you likely gonna do while eating them?

Question: i hav many eyes but cant see
i am brown on the outside and white in the inside

Question: This is a classic
A plane crashes right on the border of the US and Canada. Where are they required to bury the survivors?

Question: A team won one to zero but not one man crssed homeplate. How is this possible.

Question: A man is kidnapped because the kidnappers heard that he is very intelegent. They want him to make a statement that is neither true nor false. If the question is true they will shoot him with a shot gun. If it is false, they will boil him in oil. In the end, they let him go. What did the man say?

Question: What's the diffrence between abad golfer and a bad skydiver.

Question: I begin with T,
Have T in the middle,
And end in T.
What am I?

Question: Brothers and sisters i have none,
But that man's father,
Is my father's son.

Who is that man?

Question: You ponder me in your mind,
I grow stronger with time
And weaker all the while.
I drive you crazy
In your mind that's hazy.
I'm a magnet to thought
And a shade to your eyes,
Now what am I?

Question: A man is standing in front of a portrait looking at the picture of a man's face. Looking at the man in the portrait he says: "This man's father is my fathers son!" How is the man in the portrait related to the man looking at it?