Question: I have an amusement park in my back yard.
I wear white gloves.
I love children... alot.
I am black with a white face.
Who am I?
Answer: Michael Jackson!
Question: jessy is six years old but how could it be that hes seven now?
Answer: when you started reading this he was six but five seconds away from turning seven so when you finished reading this he was seven
Question: First think of the person who lives in disguise
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next tell me whats always the last thing to mend
The middle of middle and end of end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard to find word
now string them together and answer me this,
which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Answer: a spider.

a person who lives in disguise: spy

the middle of middle and the end of end: d

a sound often made in search for a hard to find word: er

put them together and you get the creature you are unwilling to kiss: a spider
Question: Once you hear me come from someone you may run, some people may stop breathing, and others may hurt the one who pocesses me. But the one who pocesses me does not mind me at all.
Answer: A fart! HEHE!
Question: what did the boy octopus said to the girl octopos
Answer: lets walk hand in hand , in hand, in hand
Question: there is a man hanging by a noose in the middle of a room with nothing but a puddle of water under him how did he do it.
Answer: he stood on an ice block.
Question: I am the tool, for inspiring many. Buy me in the store, for not much more than a penny. Don't overuse me, or my usefulness will go, what am I? Do you know?
Answer: An inkpen.
Question: If a Boy and a Half csn eat one Hot Dog In a Minute and an half. How many Hot Dogs can they eat in 7 and a Half Minutes?
Answer: If a Boy and a HALF???? I'd love to see him eat something.
Question: 4_4_4_4=20

in the above equation u can see that there are 3 blank spaces between four(4's) u have to insert signs(+,-,*,/) between them in such a manner that the result equals "20".
Answer: 4/4+4*4=20
Question: Fred and Bob were dead on the floor with shattered glass and water all around them.
The door was locked from both the inside and the outside. The window curtain was left blowing.
How did they die?
Answer: They were fish.