Question: WHAT DRIVER HAS NO LICENCE.
Answer: SCREW DRIVER.
Question: I can extinct species, destroy monarchies, dry up seas, turn life to death, turn food to ash in your mouths and then make you shrivel up to mauled corpses... what am I?
Answer: Time.
Question: How do they drink water in the South?
Answer: From Dixie cups.
Question: My life is often a volume of grief,
your help is needed to turn a new leaf.
Stiff is my spine and my body is pale,
but I'm always ready to tell a tale.
What am I?
Answer: A book!
Question: One day a boy ate cookies while his wife said "Don't eat them or I'll eat your flesh for dinner". The next week he was still alive, how?
Answer: Boys don't have wives.
Question: What do people make that nobody can ever see?
Answer: noise
Question: I'm a thing
The fishermen love me
The doctors hate me
Kids want to eat me
Im a 13 letter word
What am I?

Related: Riddles For Kids
Answer: if you know the answer let me know
Question: If yesterday was 3 day from Friday whats tomarrow?
Answer: Thursday
Question: A man is in a room with 4 10inch soild steel walls.
A 10 inch thick roof.
And a 10inch thick floor.
he has a chair
a saw
and a tube of glue.
How does he get in the room


(the room was built around him incase your wondering how he got in!)
Answer: He cuts the chair in half with the saw
(so he has to halfs of the chair)
then he glues the chair back together
(2 halfs make a whole)
then he escapes through the hole
Question: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Answer: yesterday today tommrow