Question: One day there was a train with only two passengers,one on each side, the train went pass a cave and ONE of the man's face got dirty. However it was the man with the clean face who washed his face, why?
Answer: The man with the clean face saw the dirty face on the other man and assumed that his face was dirty too, but the man with the dirty face saw the clean face, so he didn't wash it.
Question: If a plane crashes between New York and New Jersey, Where do you bury the survivers?
Answer: You don't burry survivers! Duh!
Question: a ping pong ball is stuck in a tube. The only supplies you have to get it out is a bucket of water, a pair of tongs, and a sponge. The tube is too small to fit your hands in, and too small to open the tongs in. How could you get the ping pong ball out given these conditions?
Answer: pour some water down the tube, the ping pong ball will float to the top.
Question: A man is in a room the room has no door no window no nothing to escape but a mirror how did he get out?
Answer: the man looked in the mirror sees saw took the saw broke the window in half 2 halfs make a whole and climbed out the whole
Question: why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: who cares!?!
Question: what is greater than God, more evil than Saton,
the poor have it, the rich need it, but if you eat it, you die.
the poor have it, the rich need it, but if you eat it, you die.
Answer: nothing
Question: WHAT ARE THE SCHOOL BULLY'S FAVOURITE COLOURS?
Answer: BLUE AND BLACK.
Question: A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
Answer: "No... it's because you're 25."
Question: what is a kangaroo's favorite year?
Answer: leapyear
Question: What is it that is full all-day and empty at night?
Answer: Shoes.
