Question: The boy is a boy and the girl is a girl but the girl has no idea that she is a girl and the boy has no idea that he is a girl. The boy has long hair and the girl has short hair and the girl takes her top off in front of everyone while the boy thinks that rude and disgusting. Who's who.
Answer: Their both babies.
Question: you are in a brick room with, no doors, no windows, no secret path anywhere. the only thing that is in there is a mirror and a table. So how can you possibly get out of there?
Answer: first you look in the mirror and you see what you saw. then you use the saw to cut the table in half and two halfs make a whole and so you go through the hole to get out.
Question: 
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
Question: A professional football player was playing football at a picnic on a Saturday. While playing he broke his ribs, broke his thighs, busted his lip, and busted his ears. Despite this, he started and played in his next professional football that next day. How is this possible?
Answer: The famous football player accidentally knocked over his plate while playing football at the picnic. He was eating ribs, pig lips, pig ears, and chicken thighs. After knocking his plate over, he busted his pig lips, busted his pig ears, broke his chicken thighs, and broke his ribs. He was still able to play because these injuries were not body injuries. They was just food on a plate that was knocked over
Question: When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
Answer: A Riddle
Question: I appear 3 times on weekends
I appear 2 times on Wednesdays
I appear 1 time on Tuesdays
I appear 3 times on every other day
But I'm gone on Monday, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays
I appear 2 times on Wednesdays
I appear 1 time on Tuesdays
I appear 3 times on every other day
But I'm gone on Monday, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays
Answer: The letter e
Question: I am 7 letters long:1234567. My 123 is a vehicle. my 2345 was a pop group from the late 70s-80s. my 456 is a piece of luggage. my 567 changes every year.
What Am I?
What Am I?
Answer: Cabbage
Question: One night, the king and queen go on a cruise ship. The next day, 3 people get off the ship. Who's the 3rd person?
Answer: The 3rd person is the "night" (knight)
Question: When is a dog's tail not a tail?
Answer: When it's a wag'n
Question: Do You know any friends that can jump higher than a house ???
Answer: yes, everyone. Because houses can't jump
