Riddle:
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer: An onion ring.
Riddle:
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Answer: Color-ado.
Riddle:
What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
Riddle:
What fruit always travels in groups of two?
Answer: Pears.
Riddle:
Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.
Riddle:
What did Obi-Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Answer: Use the forks (force).
Riddle:
What kind of music do aliens like?
Answer: Nep-tunes.
Riddle:
Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle:
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle:
What kind of pictures do elves take?
Answer: Elfies!
