Riddle:
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Riddle:
What did the balloon say to the pin?
Answer: Hi, Buster.
Riddle:
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Answer: He shell-ebrates!
Riddle:
How did the beaver get online?
Answer: He logged on.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle:
What lets you walk through walls?
Answer: Doors!
Riddle:
What did the tree wear to the pool?
Answer: Swim trunks!
Riddle:
What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
Answer: It gets toad!
Riddle:
Where should you put a noisy dog?
Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
