Riddle:
What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
Riddle:
What is something you don't own but can give to anyone you meet? You only have one, but you can give it away as many times as you want without losing it. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer: He gave her a "ring".
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A Shamrock!
Riddle:
What would you say in everyone in the US Sneezed at the same time?
Answer: God bless America!
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle:
I make hair stand on end, whisper between radio stations, and yet I refuse to change. What am I?
Answer: Static.
Static electricity makes hair stand on end. “Whisper between radio stations” points to the hissing noise called radio static. “Refuse to change” uses the other meaning of static: something fixed or unchanging. The riddle hinges on the word “static” having both electrical and descriptive senses.
Riddle:
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer: It was rated "ARR".
Riddle:
Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping.
What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.
Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle:
A man leaves home on foot one evening, makes three left turns, and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting there. Who are they?
Answer: The catcher and the umpire - the man has made a home run in a baseball game.
Riddle:
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog.
Riddle:
Does Brittain have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yes, it also have July 1, 2, 3, 5 and so on.
Riddle:
If a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof, which side will the egg fall?
Answer: Rooster’s don’t lay eggs. Hen’s do.
