Riddle:
What language do chimpanzees speak?
Answer: Chimp-anese.
Riddle:
What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer: A keyboard!
Riddle:
What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
Riddle:
What is something you don't own but can give to anyone you meet? You only have one, but you can give it away as many times as you want without losing it. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A Shamrock!
Riddle:
I am a strange creature, Hovering in the air, Moving from here to there, With a brilliant flare. Some say I sing, But others say I have no voice. So I just hum - as a matter of choice. What am I?
Answer: A hummingbird.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle:
What would you say in everyone in the US Sneezed at the same time?
Answer: God bless America!
Riddle:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
Answer: The Letter C.
The letter "C" sounds like the word "sea". The sea is a large body of salt water. The riddle relies on a play on words (a pun) where the name of the letter "C" is phonetically identical to the English word "sea".
Riddle:
I make hair stand on end, whisper between radio stations, and yet I refuse to change. What am I?
Answer: Static.
Static electricity makes hair stand on end. “Whisper between radio stations” points to the hissing noise called radio static. “Refuse to change” uses the other meaning of static: something fixed or unchanging. The riddle hinges on the word “static” having both electrical and descriptive senses.
Riddle:
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer: It was rated "ARR".
Riddle:
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
Answer: You draw a shorter line next to it, and then it becomes the longer line.
Riddle:
Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping.
What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.
Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
