Riddle:
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Answer: Color-ado.
Riddle:
What is full of holes and can still hold water?
Answer: A sponge.
Riddle:
Two teams were playing soccer against each other. One player from Team One scored a hat trick (triple goal). Their teammates were very happy. But when he scored the fourth goal, their teammates scolded him instead. How could this be possible?
Answer: The player scored an own goal.
Riddle:
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: The answer to this riddle is "No". The question is "Can you guess the riddle?" and "Not what turns polar bears white?", etc. Some other suggested solutions have been: Pressure and water. However, pressure doesn't turn a polar bear white and water doesn't turn pancakes brown.
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Riddle:
If you have 10 peaches and take 7 peaches away, how many do you have?
Answer: 7, you took 7 peaches away with you. Duhhhhh
Riddle:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle:
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Answer: Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
Answer: A snake.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle:
How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?
Answer: P and A P(and)a.
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.
Riddle:
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle:
What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
Riddle:
What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Answer: Tent-acles.
Riddle:
What is has ten letters word that starts with gas?
Answer: Automobile.
