Question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
Question: Why are man holes round? Why are they not square, rectangle or any other shape?
Answer: A circle is the only shape that does not fall in its self
Question: what can be saw heard tached and caught but cant be took on a picture
Answer: nothing
Question: I saw a boat,it had lots of people on it but not a single person
Answer: cus they were all married
Question: You're in a Room the walls, floor, and ceiling cannot be broken. there are no exit doors. so there us pretty much no exit and all you have is a chair.
How do you get out?
Answer: playing on words
you break the chair in half put it together to make a whole you go throught the hole and you're out.
Question: there are two fat guys,how can you fit each fat guy under an umbrella without them getting wet?
Answer: It was not raining.
Question: How many animals were on Moses's ark?
Answer: none , Because NOah had an ark , MOses didn't
Question: What is black, white, and red all over?
Answer: A sun burnt Penguin
Question: Three men walk into a store with 10$ each
They find a radio for 30$ and decide to put there money together and buy the radio
As they walk out the door the cashier realizes that the radio is on sale for 25$
He runs over and gives the 5$ back but realizes he can't because there are 5$ and 3 men
So he gives each man 1$ and pockets the other 2$
So each man paid 9$ which totals 27$

And the cashier pocketed 2$ which totals 29$ What happened to the last dollar?
Answer: there really is no actual answer but let's just all agree on the cashier should be fired for stealing and being craz when knowing sales
Question: You are in a pitch black room. You hold in your hand 1 match. There is a torch, a lantern, and a fireplace in the room. You must light all of the object in the room. Which object do you light first?
Answer: The match.