Question: which one of your grandpa's boys is not your uncle?
Answer: Your Dad
Question: What word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Question: what do you call a fly with no wings?
Answer: a walk
Question: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
Answer: Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: What can you drink but not in a cup.
Answer: fountained water.
Question: IT BELONG TO YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS USE IT WHAT IS IT?
Answer: YOUR NAME
Question: He is worst then the devil. He is uglier than the wicked witch of the west. He gives out detentions like it's going out of style that same day in a minute. He has no common sense and doesn't know how to teach. He is a band teacher. Who is he?
Answer: Mr. Newsome
Question: A farmer has five hay stacks on one field, and three on another. If he mix them all together, how many hay stacks will he get?
Answer: One
Question: A horse is tied to a 5 foot rope.
Later the horse becomes thirsty the horse sees a pail of water 6 feet away. The hore got to it easily. How Can this be?
Later the horse becomes thirsty the horse sees a pail of water 6 feet away. The hore got to it easily. How Can this be?
Answer: The horse wasnt tied to any thing. So it ran to get the water.
Question: What is greater than God worse than evil, the poor have it the rich require it and if you eat it you die?
Answer: NOTHING!
