Question: it makes you crie without hurting you !
Answer: onion
Question: if you were in a room and then these lions who have not eaten for five months were about to eat and there were three doors that had locks on them and you had three keys and one door was in front of you and another on the left of your and the last on the on the right how would you know which key to use for each door?
Answer: Well they all had a lock. It did not say has a lock so you can take any door because the lions can’t be alive if they haven’t eaten for a whole month!
Question: The rich can't have it, the poor do have it, and if you eat it for a while, you die...What am I thinking of?
Answer: The answer is nothing.
Question: What do you call retarts?
Answer: Retarts
Question: ther is a man called jon wot is his mum called
Answer: alex davies
Question: I know this is pretty lame, but i wanted to add something so:-


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?????
Answer: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Question: no legs lays on three legs two legs is by three legs four legs got some
Answer: a fish lays on a stool a man is eating the fish the cat got the bones
Question: I live in a hot, dry, rock islands of Indonesia. I eat carrion and live snakes, deer, goats and birds. I am 3m long and weighs up to 136kg. What am I?
Answer: Komodo Dragon
Question: is a hot chick cool or
a cool chick hot
Answer: your decision
Question: What do sea monsters eat?
Answer: Fish and Ships (Fish and Chips)