Question: im in a house. theres no doors and no windows. to get out i have to smash through the walls what am i?
Answer: a chick hatching in an egg
Question: You're in a brick house with no windows, no doors, and these are unbreakable bricks. You can't blow anything up, and you can't become transparent and disappear through the walls.
You have three things with you- a bed, a calendar, and a baseball bat. First, you must drink something from the bed, eat something from the calendar, and get out with the baseball bat. How do you do it?
Answer: You get water from the springs of the bed, you eat the dates or sundays from the calendar, and you strike out with the baseball bat.
Question: Im small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I cant hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. Im slow as a snail, but from me you cant run.... What am I?
Answer: Your Shadow!!!!
Question: i=If a man is born in greece.Raised in mexico,moved to australia when he was 30 moved to america when he was 56,then moved back to greece where he died. what is he?
Answer: DEAD!!!
Question: Find out the answer to the massage:

Anyone... I have sacrificed myselv to seve your lives from the krack of something and somthing.
Okay no jokes... you know the playing cards, right? Look out for acs cards.
Answer: As you can see the spelling is all wrong and try to replace the correct word which gives the word:
FACE
Question: I am always busy if you need an answer i can give it to you some people think i'm stupid some people think i'm smart??? and if you push my buttons right your sure to get something what am i?
Answer: a Computer!!!
Question: What do you go in through one hole, come out through three holes, when you're inside it you're about to go outside, and when you're outside you're still in it?
Answer: A sweatshirt
Question: If 2 coins equal 30 cents,but one of them is not a nickel then what are the 2 coins?
Answer: One of the 2 isnt a nickel but the other one is so a quarter and a nickel
Question: My spine ever so straight, my lips filled with stories of heros so great. I have no heart and feel no sarrow yet i am alive to those who love me. What am I?
Answer: A Book
Question: A horse is tied to a 5 foot rope.
Later the horse becomes thirsty the horse sees a pail of water 6 feet away. The hore got to it easily. How Can this be?
Answer: The horse wasnt tied to any thing. So it ran to get the water.