Question: There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake?

Question: A woman, and the perfect man and an alien get into a carcrash. only one survives. who survives explain.

Question: a 5 letter word,evn if you take away the last 4 letters it will still sound the same
what letter am i ?

Question: I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
Inside the red house there were lots of pegs,
Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains,
The only rule was that the pen could not remain,
I am the owner of a pet store,
I go in like water and come out like a roar.

Question: A plane crashes on the border of mexico and U.S.A. Where do you bury the survivors?

Question: What's HOT and THROBBING between a man's legs ?

Question: A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender puts a gun to his face. The man says thank you.Why does the man say thank you?

HINT HINT: What do both water and fear both cure

Question: What starts in e and ends in e and has only 1 letter???

Question: On my way to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, seven wives with seven packs, seven packs with seven cats, seven cats with seven kits. Kits, Cats, Sacks and Wives. How many went to St. Ives?

Question: I'm something you eat,i'm also money.You find
me rapping in your couch.What am I?