Question: I start with t and end with t, however I only have one t. What am I?
Answer: I am a teapot, get it, one 'tea'?
Question: There was a blind man and a deaf mans friends they're. The blind man says to the deaf man what are we doing today? With no reply from the deafman the blindman gets mad and asks again what are we going to do today? The deafman replies shut up you stupid old man.
How was the deafman able to reply to the blindman?
Answer: The deafman can't hear but could see the blindmans lips moving and being the blindman is talking to a deafman he told the blindman he was stupid.
Question: what kind of jam cant you eat
Answer:
Question: If you have it,
You want to share it.
If you share it,
You don't have it.
Answer: A secret
Question: What advantage(s) does black coloured hairs has?
Answer: No need to worry about being burnt!
Question: In England, the Queen was with the duke on her way to her throne. When trying to sit down on her throne, she fell backwards. She was so embarassed so she told the duke this: "Until you see me again, you shall not tell anyone what happen to me." Back at his house, a lot of reporters her a rumor about the Queen and went to see the duke to know what happen to her. But the duke gave his word to the Queen not to reveal to anyone what happen to her. So all of the reporters gave up except one. He gave the duke a lot of money and the duke told the whole story. The next, the Queen, angry, called the duke and told him that broke his promise and told the whole story. But the duke told her that he kept his word and followed her instructions.
How can he say that he did kept his word?
Answer: The Queen said that: "Until you see me again you shall not reveal to anyone what happen to me." The face of the Queen is on the money.
Question: As i walked out and in again. From the dead the living came. Two their was and three theired be. And thats what set the Prioner free.
Answer: Okay theres a German Prisoner and the guards said if he prisoner could make a riddle they couldnt solve the guards would set him free. This is the anwser: There was a tree with a skull and in the skull there was a birds nest with two of the birds hatched out of there egg and still one to be hatched
Question: What goes down, but never goes up?
Answer: Gravity
Question: if i said hi for every time i said hi how many hi's would i say?
Answer: i said hi
Question: It CAN be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.It lies behind stars and under hills....In empty holes it fills! It comes first and follows after! Ends life! Kills laughter!
Answer: The answer is....Darkness